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HR Humor

“Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?”

QUOTES FOR HR PROFESSIONALS

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things, right now I am so far behind I will never die.

Are pay raises automatic here or do you have to work for them?

Personnel Director to job applicant: "Retirement Plan? I wouldn't worry about  that, you'd be out of your mind to work here that long."

You can name your own salary here . . . I call mine "Fred"!

Of course I have "past experience." What other kind is there?

A boss is someone who arrives at the office early whenever you are late, and is late when you are early.

I'm an equal opportunity employer, that's why I'm giving other employers your services.

Around here I have a responsible position . . . every time something goes wrong, I'm responsible.

You can’t talk your way out of a problem you behaved your way into.

I see your point of  view, I just don’t want to see it again.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Source:  HR.com